Use your BRAIN when putting your LUNCH in the COMMUNAL office fridge. You d*ck.

This attractive white woman is my friend Christina! Just kidding, idk who tf this is, it’s a stock photo

I’ve been a God-blessed AMERICAN worker, in the AMERICAN workforce for years.

There’s a certain level of RESPECT that most be considered if you’re like me, a functioning member of society.

Here’s what really grinds my f***in’ gears: When you come into work in the morning… good morning! Wow, I’m also tired! Wow, you don’t get any sleep either? Wow!

When you go to the office communal refrigerator, don’t just

THROW YOUR FOOD IN THERE!!!! Don’t PURPOSEFULLY block other people’s food!

THE WORLD DOESN’T REVOLVE AROUND YOU.

That’s it. That’s all.

Actually no, I’m not done. TETRIS??? YOU EVER PLAY THAT?????? That’s what you need to do, like… with the fridge. Honestly? Don’t worry about touching other people’s food, because if it’s a necessary evil to make everything fit properly, then… do it!

That’s it. Bye.